everyone else: SUMMMMMAH 2012 BITCHES! SUMMER FLINGS NO STRINGS ATTACHED! HOOKIN UP WITH ERRYBODY AND THEIR CUZINS! YOLOOOO!
me: Oh Mr. Cat, you are looking mighty dapper today. Let us see what magical things tumblr has in store for us today.

well I screwed that one up…

sometimes people just have to move on and accept reality. Period.

Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

hi! you're sooooooo pretty. like absolutely PERFECT. and you're such a sweetheart and a hard worker and you're funny and caring and i love your fashion sense and you're just wonderful! obviously i know you but i'm anon cause it's fun! but i love you and i hope you feel better dear :)

I may perhaps maybe know who this is but you are a wonderful person just for sending me a message. I’m feeling better after relaxing and realizing life goes on but thank you for all of the kind things you said(: 

I’m going to sound like one of those girls but

can someone leave me a cute message. anon or not. doesn’t matter. It’s been a rough afternoon and it would make my night. Love yall (: 

What I want right now.

1: summer.
2: holidays.
3: a cute boyfriend.
4: a beach near my town.
5: to be skinny.
6: my best friend next to me.
7: be happy.

if I get married instead of being a lonely cat lady, I choose him to be my husband

if I get married instead of being a lonely cat lady, I choose him to be my husband

(via stay-classifornia)

probably pulling an all nighter.

HUCK FOMEWORK 

BAHAHAHAH

one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school

and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture

and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron 

people are so stupid. lawlz

(Source: macaronis, via thefaggotmonster)

got a 34 on my act

my friends say they hate me and my mom thinks i can do better. I should be really happy, but i’m disappointed i didn’t do better (for my moms sake) and irritated I got a high score (for my friends sake) 

saw these a few weeks ago and I’m SO making them

saw these a few weeks ago and I’m SO making them

(via the-awesomer)

pretty girl: boyfriend
ugly girl: boyfriend
weird girl: boyfriend
obnoxious girl: boyfriend
rude girl: boyfriend
stupid girl: boyfriend
lesbian girl: boyfriend
dead girl: boyfriend
me: i had a pet fish once but then it died

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY